alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via unpopuler)


clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via obamafart)


ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(via gnarly)


succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via encourage)


(via unordinaryy)


(via asian)


blonde-wbu:

cumcream:

my sister said “that’s stupid cause they’re all gonna land on top of each other”

Oh my….

blonde-wbu:

cumcream:

my sister said “that’s stupid cause they’re all gonna land on top of each other”

Oh my….

(via g1bby)


(via skate0graphy)


(via loltias)


(via celibacy)


sugarkisslove:

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

The tequila one though. hahaha :D

(via sicknotstupid)


unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

(via snorlaxatives)



pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

(via louiseinwonderland)


h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via retiredjesus)